dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(via maiden-of-thought)

"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."

(via lushlyps)

if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

(via luckysuckyfucky)

(via fucking-nobody)


p1ants:

remember there is a spider that can spin a web thick enough to stop a train, and scientists have figured out how to record our dreams so we can re watch them. u probably have a couple of mongolian war lord atoms in u and a hummingbird can recall every single flower it has visited. there is so much to know and find out if we keep on living. u can do it friends :)

(via thelifeofaseamstress)

spontaneously-uncreative:

I just want someone to fool around with to the AM album, on a dark day where there’s lightning and we’re both a little stoned and a little drunk.

(via fucking-nobody)